Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Excerpt from a student's exam...

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Part B. Write one sentence for each of the following, remembering to use correct punctuation:

1. Use the word "step" as a noun.

Student answer: Why did you just step on my pet rattle snakes face.

2. Use the word "desert" as an adjective.

Student answer: You're sweeter than a sugary desert. :)

3. Use the word "television" as an adjective.

Student answer: This exam isn't as good as television.

4: Use the word "lonely" as an adjective.

Student answer: He was a very lonely boy at his tender young age of 73.

5. Use the word "drive" as a verb.

Student answer: I am going to drive to the shop, jokez. I'm going to drive over a cat.

6. Use the word "differently" as an adverb.

Student answer: Paris Hilton's thought cycle works differently to everyone elses.

7. Use the word "tyre" as an adjective:

Student answer: A bogans IQ, lower than a flat tyre.

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Shithot teacher.


Tuesday, June 29, 2010


What is the primary ideology or primary ideas that fuel Gorgoroth's music?